Fourteenth Season DVD Reviewed
By Wesley Mead (wesley@snpp.com) - October 26, 2011
      "The Simpsons: The Fourteenth Season", featuring all 22 episodes from the series' fourteenth season (2002-2003), is now available on DVD in both standard packaging and limited-edition packaging in the UK. It will be released across other R2 and R4 territories throughout November, and finally hits the shores of North America on December 6. This move comes at a cost to non-R1 areas, however, as the USA and Canada are also treated to a Blu-Ray release, to sit alongside the R1-only Blu-Rays of S13 and S20. This review will focus on the standard-packaging UK DVD release, which splits the 22 episodes of the 2002-03 run 5:6:6:5 across four discs. (The Blu-Ray should be spread across just three.)
     The once-again twelve-month-plus wait for this season unfortunately ensures that, once again, we are still no closer to catching up with recently-televised Simpsons episodes. With disc media already declining in sales, and the series' future confirmed at least through season twenty-five, I do begin to wonder if we'll ever see the entirety of the programme on home video. I say it every year, but I really do hope that 2012 sees at least a couple of boxset releases; it's frustrating that behemoths like Law and Order, ER and South Park, which all had to play catch-up during the early years of disc media, have surpassed OFF in the number of seasons available (that barebones S20 release notwithstanding).
     Of course, once again, what really matters about this set is the content; now it's here in our hands, does it deliver the goods? The answer, alas, is a resounding "meh"; the shows here, while still better than seasons 11 and 12, are a step down from the thirteenth run; while the extras on offer are a disappointment.
     There are certainly a few standout episodes in this set. "Moe Baby Blues", which takes a look at the unlikely pairing of Moe and Maggie, perhaps rates as my favourite post-S10 episode; it's a standout combination of stellar jokes and solid storytelling. The "Spell-lympics"-focused "I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can" mines familiar territory, but delivers a number of memorable moments. "Special Edna" takes a heartwarming look at the fractured relationships between Bart, Edna Krabappel and Principal Skinner; "Three Gays of the Condo" is a pleasant twist on a familiar concept, seeing Homer moving in with a gay couple while he ponders the foundation of his marriage to Marge. And "A Star is Born-Again" is probably the best post-Maude episode focused on Ned Flanders; despite a storyline that stretches plausibility, the jokes come thick and fast, and the emotional beats are earned.
     Alas, though, for every standout, there's a couple of episodes that just miss the mark. "Large Marge" and "Strong Arms of the Ma" both look at the impact of physical changes on Marge. Neither is successful, particularly the former, which supports a poor plot with even poorer jokes. The so-called 300th (actually 302nd) episode, "Barting Over", is something of a disappointment, too; it's home to a storyline that attempts to make the viewer feel emotion that the script didn't earn. Unfunny, unnecessary songs seem to be a hallmark of this season, too: the serenade to a large-breasted Marge in "Large Marge" feels forced and unfunny; "I Like to Walk" rates among the show's all-time lazier efforts; and, well, the less said about "Who Let Her Jugs Out?", the better. At least "Weird Al" Yankovic delivers the goods in "Three Gays of the Condo".
     Ah yes, "Weird Al".. I'm sure it will surprise no-one to learn he's far from the only celebrity guest in this season. Alongside him, there's "How I Spent My Strummer Vacation"'s gaggle of rock guests: Tom Petty, Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Lenny Kravitz, Elvis Costello and Brian Setzer. There's Elliot Gould as a private eye, Eric Idle as a British filmmaker, and Jonathan Taylor Thomas as Lisa's dude ranch crush. There's Tony Hawk and Blink-182, both as themselves, in the "300th" episode, "Barting Over". Jackson Browne and Steve Buscemi guest in "Brake My Wife, Please". There's Lisa Leslie, Little Richard, George Plimpton, and even exec producer James L. Brooks. And the likes of Kelsey Grammer, Joe Mantegna and Jan Hooks reprise their familiar roles as Sideshow Bob, Fat Tony and Manjula, respectively.
     So, that's the episodes – what about the DVDs? Consumers in all regions once again have a choice of packaging for this season, albeit only for the standard-def DVD release: there's the "standard" package, or the "Kodos head". The plastic head is not as heavily stylised as seasons six through ten – it's thinner and weaker than those, though it does match that of seasons 11, 12 and 13. But real complaints lie with the internal packaging of the set. On the positive side, it's nice and compact, and once again, there's some marvellous original artwork, set in Burns' mansion. But just like that of the past three seasons, in terms of functionality, it continues to rate among the worst packaging I've seen for a DVD set. The digipak-style cardboard booklet hides the discs entirely under the cardboard panels, in the thinnest of slots, making access without either scratching the disc or breaking the cardboard difficult. The only hint as to where the discs sit are faint semi-circle indentations in the cardboard. Now, credit where credit is due: these slots are slightly more accessible than on the past couple of seasons; and the card that the discs rest on seems to be proving less problematic, too – I noticed no scratches on my discs, as yet. But I'd still prefer a plastic case. The Seth MacFarlane shows get nice, compact plastic cases; why can't OFF? The Blu-ray Disc packaging is likely to be different, but it hasn't been released yet, so I can't confirm. There's also a booklet, as glossy, detailed and well-illustrated as usual, laid out as an invitation from Kang and Kodos (apparently they'd love to "halve" us for dinner).
     The menu system remains the same as it has been for nine seasons now – they must be happy with it; I know I am, as right now they are both easily navigable and beautifully designed. The top half of the screen contains a animated screen featuring a variety of Simpson characters sat at the dinner table in Burns' mansion. The bottom half of the screen lists the episodes along with the eternally useful "Play All" option, and an "Extras" button. Each episode has two small buttons next to it: choosing the first, a triangle similar to a Play button, will play the episode; the other, with a "+" mark, will open a sub-menu, also themed, of which there can be several in a row, featuring scene, language, subtitle, commentary and deleted scenes options. There is a chapter stop after the opening of the show for quick skipping, as well as at several other points throughout each episode.
     As usual, the principal bonus is the commentary on every one of the 22 episodes in the set. The likes of Al Jean, Ian Maxtone-Graham, Matt Selman, Kevin Curran, Matt Groening, J. Stewart Burns, Tim Long, Matt Warburton and Carolyn Omine are on hand as regulars this time; many other crew members participate in one or two, and cast members Nancy Cartwright, Hank Azaria, Yeardley Smith and Dan Castellenata also check in, on two, two, four and eight (impressive!) episodes, respectively.
     My major qualm with past commentaries was the relative lack of participation from cast members; this has thankfully, finally, been redressed, as more than half of the episodes contained here have at least one regular voice artist on-hand. They enhance proceedings considerably, offering anecdotes as intriguing as those of Jean and co. Occasionally, guest stars also take a turn at the commentary mic on the relevant episodes, too – David Byrne's (literally) phoned-in appearance on the "Dude, Where's My Ranch?" chat-track is a highlight; while "Weird Al" Yankovic adds trademark colour to "Three Gays of the Condo". To share the highlights of these commentaries would be to spoil the fun; between them, they offer nine hours of additional insight, and every last minute is worth a listen for the ardent Simpsons fan.
     The commentaries aren't the only bonuses, of course. Kicking off the additional special features is the "A Haunting Invite From Matt Groening" on disc 1, a three-minute reel of quick season fourteen clips over which Matt discusses the DVD set at a great pace, in the same vein as the similar featurettes on previous seasons. Deleted scenes are supplied again: just over ten minutes of clips from around half the episodes presented here. All are in the later stages of production - the only thing missing from most is some voice cleanup and sound effects. You can view them inserted into their respective episodes via a branching feature, or as a reel (in which the scenes are preceded by 10 seconds or so of animation actually used in the episode, to give the scenes context) with optional commentary by Al Jean on the final disc. The commentary is worth a watch, offering reasons for why each was cut (although as ever, most were chopped due to time restrictions). The scenes themselves are varied in quality; some offer a decent extra joke or two, but I'm not really sure anyone ever wanted to hear another verse of "What Do I Think of the Pie?"
     Two intriguing sketch galleries prove fun enough; a Special Language Feature, allowing you to listen to "Three Gays of the Condo" in German, Italian, Portuguese or Czech is less interesting. Five featurettes, rounding out the set, prove mixed: "It's Only Rock'n'Roll" offers a very interesting, if brief, look behind-the-scenes of "How I Spent My Strummer Vacation", including interviews with the guest rockers; but "The 300th Episode" is a two-minute fluff piece, and three Treehouse of Horror-themed bonuses prove to be nothing but montages from past episodes – "In the Beginning" compiles every THoH cold open; "Foolish Earthlings" presents a montage of Kang and Kodos appearances; and "Halloween Classics" delivers clips from older, superior THoH episodes. Not especially useful; alas, these add up to the weakest collection of extras yet seen on a Simpsons season set (season 20 excluded, of course). I continue to yearn for a substantial documentary or featurette.
     The audio-video quality on this set (a reminder: I'm reviewing the SD-DVD) is once again excellent – especially from the episode "The Great Louse Detective" onwards, which saw the show make the switch to digital coloring. The full-frame presentation (NTSC in R1, PAL in R2 and R4) is bright, sharp and fully detailed; it's only marred by the limitation of the source material. There is occasionally some minimal artifacting and shimmering, but it doesn't detract from the experience. Colours are vivid and accurately reproduced. The DD5.1 remaster is again excellent, and whilst largely front-focused, directional effects sometimes do make their way to the back, and the overall clarity makes for an improved listening experience. Dialogue and music alike come through clearly. On the R1 set, French and Spanish DD2.0 soundtracks are also included, as are Spanish and English SDH subtitles. On the R2 UK set, there are no alternative audio options, but Dutch, Finnish, Icelandic, Norwegian, Swedish and English SDH subtitles are available. (Obviously, local European and Australasian releases will feature other language and subtitle options, depending on the native language). I extensively tested the R2 English subtitles, which appeared accurate and true to the spoken word. The UK R2 and AUS R4 release feature subtitles on the bonus features, including commentaries; I don't believe Fox R1 have yet make the switch to subtitling bonuses, however.
     All taken into account, the collector or die-hard fan are probably the target markets for this set; bad episodes outnumber the good, the packaging remains poor, and the video extras are the weakest yet. But there *is* some gold in there, if you look; and the commentaries remain entertaining; so I don't think the purchase would prove overly disappointing to the casual fan, either. If you own everything so far, why stop now?

The Simpsons - The Fourteenth Season

EPISODES: C+ - Some greatness, but too much mediocrity
PRESENTATION: B- - Packaging improved, but still quite poor; AV stellar, though
EXTRAS: B- - Commentaries still superb; video extras need improvement
OVERALL: B- - Among the weaker Simpsons boxsets, but still a worthy buy for fans

     Future news concerning the DVDs, including the forthcoming Season 15 release, and any other compilation discs, will be added to our DVD News page.

They'll Never Stop The Simpsons
By Jouni Paakkinen (jouni@snpp.com) - October 11, 2011
     The Simpsons will go on for at least two more seasons. This was confirmed last Friday, after months of tense negotations between 20th Century Fox and the cast of the show.
     Fox demanded major budget cuts, as The Simpsons had become too expensive a show to produce. "The network said, either we get a deal where we're set, or we will just announce that we're going off the air," said show runner Al Jean to TV Guide.
     The show's producers agreed to take pay cuts, the extent of which is unknown, but the cast didn't want to agree with the terms they were offered. Reportedly the voice actors were asked to take hefty 45% pay cuts in their salaries, estimated to be about $8 million per actor per year. The actors were willing to cut their salaries 30% if they were to receive a small piece of the show's back end profits. Harry Shearer went public last week, saying he was told that "simply no circumstances under which the network would consider allowing me or any of the actors to share in the show's success".
     The deadline for the negotations was set to noon on Friday, October 7. Adding to the excitement, Los Angeles Times reported that the cancellation of the show would have allowed News Corp. to sell off-network syndication rights into cable channels. On Thursday night, James L. Brooks tweeted "Tomorrow is a biggie. My stomach hurts."
     To Brooks' and the fans' relief, it was finally announced on Friday that the show will go on for at least two more seasons. Terms of the two-year contract were not disclosed. Al Jean described the budget cuts saying "They're all over the budget. We don't like to talk about specific areas or specific people's salaries. But everything involved in the show, from the animation and the post-production to the writing, yes."
     But will the show end after 25 seasons and approximately 559 episodes? It won't, if you ask Al Jean. "Believe me, we don’t look at this as these will definitely be the last two [seasons]. We just want to keep fighting and go as long as we can," he told Enterntainment Weekly. They'll never stop The Simpsons.
Photo: Al Jean & Matt Groening (CC-BY-SA Gage Skidmore/Flickr)

Welcome Back, No Homers Club
By Eric Wirtanen (e@nohomers.net) - August 28, 2011
     Many constants exist in this world we call home. The sun will always rise in the morning, Democrats and Republicans in the United States will hardly ever agree with each other, and (as long as the record-shattering new episodes continue to air) chatting about The Simpsons will always be a popular topic on the Internet. In fact, heated Simpsons debates on the alt.tv.simpsons newsgroup preceded the creation of the World Wide Web itself and were occurring when Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg was playing with Tinkertoys and Legos. Unfortunately, as of late discussion of the show has been without a popular home due to the demise of Simpsons-L and FOX's official forum, as well as the recent focus on general discussion at nohomers.net.
     Realizing this, this month we've decided to re-launch the No Homers Club as a dedicated Simpsons message board in order to give the millions of fans like yourself the daily dose of intelligent Simpsons discussion that you deserve. This change-in-direction coincides with the No Homers Club's tenth anniversary on the web. Over the past decade we have had the had the gracious opportunity to interview former and current showrunners including Al Jean, Bill Oakley, and Josh Weinstein, and we hope that the next decade brings more of these interviews and numerous lengthy "Worst episode ever!" threads.
     As such, Simpsons fans can rest assured that there are other things they can count on in the world. The Simpsons Archive will always be their gateway to voluminous and fantastic Simpsons content, and the No Homers Club will remain a forum where they can channel their inner-Comic Book Guy and praise & vent about our favorite television program. You can join in on the many discussion threads at nohomers.net or follow all new topics on the NHC's Twitter feed. Of course, if we aren't your cup of tea, there is always the original Simpsons forum: alt.tv.simpsons.

Matt Groening Joins Walk of Fame
By Jouni Paakkinen (jouni@snpp.com) - June 24, 2011
     Matt Groening, the creator of The Simpsons and Futurama, is among the 25 new recipients of a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in 2012, The Hollywood Chamber of Commerce announced Tuesday. Other television stars to be awarded include The Simpsons' guest voice Adam "Batman" West and Walter Koenig of "Star Trek".
     No dates for the ceremonies have been set. The recipients have five years to schedule a ceremony from the time they are given a star.
     This is not, however, the first time Groening is in the spotlight on the Walk of Fame. The Simpsons received a star over a decade ago. For more details about the ceremony with Matt Groening and other people behind the show, see our news archive.